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Happiness is a belt-fed weapon

Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
Translation: When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults.

"Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

A gross ignoramus---144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus

Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby

You know what happens when i get unhappy right...the feces hits the oscillator

Drunk children tell the ugliest lies

You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?

Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*

Only the dead have seen the end of war

Peace...through superior firepower

Democracy is the worst possible form of government, except for all the others

We waited 3 hours and that fucking bastard didn’t show up
-Commander

The gun doesn’t know whether you meant to or not, when the firing pin falls, the rounds come out.
-Kevin Brown

I’m going to leave the army, convert to air forcetianity.
-Kevin Brown

She won’t go to the Chaplin cause the chaplin’s not a tree.
-Kevin Brown



Gotta have a place to whack it!
-SSG Cannon

It’s a masterbation chamber
-SPC Egbert

How about I call you Double O Donut?
SPC Worth

Hooah! Hooah! Huh?
SPC Pralour

The feeling isn’t fear, its just telling you to move
Rancid

There’s something wrong, I’m lock, step, and gone…
Rancid

Here at midnight, party on man...Damn the Man! Save the Empire!
Mark (Empire Records)

What’s with today, today?
Lucas (Empire Records)

Bang…
Spike (Cowboy Bebop)

It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog
Unknown

Tried to give you warning, but everyone ignored me (told you everything loud and clear) but Nobody’s Listening
Linkin Park

Here's to the nights we felt alive, here's to the tears you knew you’d cry, here's to goodbye, tomorrow’s gonna come to soon
Eve 6

I guess that it gets to a point where feelings gotta get hurt, and get dirty with the people spreading the dirt
Linkin Park

I wanna stay, not to go, I wanna ditch the logical
Eve 6

Don’t let me let you go…
Eve 6

I can’t promise that I’ll try, but I’ll try to try…
Bart Simpson

Here I go, turn the page…
Bob Seger

You pretend it doesn’t bother you, but you just want to explode
Bob Seger

Later in the evening, lying awake in bed, with the echoes of the amplifiers ringing in your heard. You smoke the days last cigarette, remembering what she said…what she said…
Bob Seger

Damn you got some wicked style
Gwen Stefani

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man
ZZ Top

Nothing can happen till you swing the bat
FLCL

Not like me…the turboslut
Gina

This music is the glue of the world, its holds it all together, without this, life would be meaningless
Eddie

Find yourself, I’m right here
Lucas

Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear
Lucas

Joe I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head
Lucas

Damn the Man!
Lucas

Not on Rex Manning day!
Mark

Stop calling me Warren! My name isn’t…fucking Warren!
Warren

Jane, did you compare the number of teenage Rex Manning fans to the incidents of homosexuality amongst teenage males?
Lucas

All I know is that you just can’t wait to for things to get better
Joe

I hope you like the taste of blue cheese.
Rex Manning

Don’t let the man getchu down
Lucas

I figured out what I wanted to be: a good guy with a few bad habits.
Jimmy Buffett

I’ve got your back and you’ve got mine, like Johnny Cash said, “I walk the line” and you can always count on me for one last beer.
Bowling for Soup

You should trust the ones that are closest to you
New Found Glory

Now I’m going outside to have an ice-cold beer in the shade. Gonna listen to my 45s, ain’t it wonderful to be alive when the rock and roll plays.
Billy Joel

When I was 18, I was living in New York, working at some hippie film commune on 14th street, making this horrible movie about a stupid advertising executive who takes acid and drops out and becomes sexually, emotionally, and spiritually liberated. It was just crap.
Legs McNeil

The word “punk” seemed to sum up the thread that connected everything we liked – drunk, obnoxious, smart but not pretentious, absurd, funny, ironic, and things that appealed to the darker side.
Legs McNeil

If you study, you might succeed in life, and you don’t want that!
Egbert

What the large print givith, the small print takith away
Adam Zaretsky

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there’s an important lesson: Don’t have sex with the authorities
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What you seize is what you got
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I like beer and money. But beer, like money, is never really yours. You just get to use it till you piss it away.
Joe Gilchrist

When I die, just come bring a beer to my grave, and have a drink with me
Some guy named Kevin

To Ninkasi!
Me to the ancient Sumerian beer goddess

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom
William Blake

This is:
10% Luck
20% Skill
15% Concentrated power of will
5% Pleasure
50% Pain and
100% Reason to remember the name
Ft Minor

I’ve been soaking up drink like a sponge
Rolling Stones

Well in the end, we can all call a friend, well that's something that I know as true. In a thousand years, and a thousand tears, I'll come finding my original crew
OAR

War is hell, but that's not the half of it, because war is also mystery and terror and adventure and courage and discovery and holiness and pity and despair and longing and love. War is nasty; war is fun. War is thrilling; war is drudgery. War makes you a man; war makes you dead.

It’s not the sounds of our enemies that we remember, but the silence of our friends

Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
Wyatt Earp

It takes an idiot to do cool things, that’s why they're cool
FLCL

Tried to give you warning, but everyone ignored me (told you everything loud and clear) but nobody's listening...
Linkin Park

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciate of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to leave the world a little better... That is the meaning of success.

Hard school, old core.
Missy

Kick start my rock and roll heart
Jimmy eat world

There's a lot of people around the planet not breathing anymore because of the m16
Richard Venola

I engineer things. Mostly flip switches though
Brian Parks

Well I believe in Jesus Christ & I think that John Wayne is a pretty good fella too

They take it seriously... we take beer.
Mel

My experience has been if you grab’em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
General Creighton Abrams

Jim Kirk was many things but he was never a boyscout
Carol Marcus

Look, this is my serious face
Spottswoode

Surprise Cockfags!
Chris

I promise. I will never die.
Gary